Subway cuts their cheese in half! I always thought they just had triangular cheese.

The part in that Missy Elliot song that sounds like gibberish is actually “I put my thing down, flip it and reverse it” backwards. She quite literally flipped it and reversed it.

That scallops are NOT fish nuggets. They are their own thing.

A few years ago, I was sitting outside of a frozen yogurt shop.. eating frozen yogurt with my girlfriend at the time. All of a sudden it hit me… “OHHHHHH, fro-yo is short for frozen yogurt!”.

I did not know Tim Allen was the voice of buzz light year till I saw a promo for toy story 4.

I thought the phrase “off putting” was “off pudding.”

Always wondered who Jason waterfalls was, until I read the lyrics.

I was 27 before I found out narwhals were real

I didn’t know Cinco De May meant 5th of May.

I just thought that the chill part of “Netflix and chill” was just that… chillin.

Stripper poles spin. The stripper doesn’t actually spin herself around the pole, she just hangs on tight and enjoys the ride

I felt dumb when I finally realized there’s an arrow hidden in the FedEx logo, and another one in the Amazon logo (the arrow from A to Z, meaning they deliver everything from A to Z).

I used to think Alice In Chains was a girl singer/song writer named Allison Chains

I was 18 and just started college when I realized girls also pooped and I have two sisters and had girlfriends in high school. Lucky enough to never share a bathroom with them and they always just said they had to use the bathroom whereas my dad and I said we had to take a dump. So remarkably ignorant.

That Arbys is pronounced RBs... it’s actually an abbreviation for the founders, the Raffel Brothers.

The crust of the bread isn’t actually where all the vitamins and nutrients are

When I was 20 I though buffalo wings came from Buffalos.

I always thought the phrase was “nip it in the butt” not “ nip it in the bud”